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bill-swift - June 22, 2016
I'm doing my best not to shed tears of melancholy whilst spending nineteen hours straight peering at the uber sextastic Candice Swanepoel naked in Vogue Spain. Obviously these photos were taken before Candice became swollen with the child of a man not myself, which kind of dashed on of my top 337 dreams I kind of hope happens in my lifetime. Hence, the bittersweet nature of even perusing the perfect female form of the South African Victoria's Secret lead angel.
Candice Swanepoel is simply one of the most alluring women on the face of this planet. Candice Swanepoel naked and rolling around on the beach is almost too much for the male libido to absorb. I recommend a quick look followed by a detailed review, then a water break, and another extensive bit of ogling. Let it sink in, this intense hotness and female passion inducement. Candice and her ilk are the reason we get up in the morning. Get that baby thing done and back to work, Candice. This is no time for breaks. Consider our needs. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Vogue Spain