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bill-swift - October 7, 2014
Hotness incarnate Candice Swanepoel took out her ta-tas in this topless photoshoot in Hawaii. Candice is one of my favorite models. She's just so freakin sexy that I can barely stand it. Look at her eyes, (if you can take your eyes off of her funbags), they are like blue ice cubes. The pictures are on a beach and she's all wet and sandy which really does it for me. Maybe it's because I've always wanted to do it on a beach with a hot woman. I mean, not like that's an original fantasy. I think all guys want to do that, am I right? Alas, very few of us ever date a Candice Swanepoel. Maybe if you are a movie star or a really rich dude. It's sad. But in the meantime we can look at these pictures and dream.
Candice doesn't do enough topless stuff. There, I said it. I love her bikini stuff but sometimes you just want to see the goods, ya know?