Carla Howe Is Really Proud Of Her Major Nip Slip

A gal of her stature should know by now that she cannot go walking around like she has springs in her shoes. If she bounces around like that then there is no wonder her nips come wiggling free. This is a textbook example of why poise is so important.

Kids rejoiced when charm schools started closing down because it meant they’d have more free time, but it looks like the charm schools are going to be having the last laugh. Now there are several generations that do not have the proper skills to survive amongst polite society, and it isn’t only the women that are hurting.

When I was a child I watched Titanic and laughed when Jack didn’t know what all those utensils were for. That is not the case anymore. I still do not know how to survive a dinner like that, and it is becoming a major phobia. I will not even allow myself to speak to a woman who comes from a higher class than me, which really limits my prospects. Sure, cruising through trailer parks is easy pickings but it is hardly enjoyable.

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This outfit 😭😥

A post shared by Carla Howe (@carlahoweofficial) on Sep 23, 2018 at 6:47pm PDT

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Ignore My outfit mishap my boobs are too big for most normal clothing lol

A post shared by Carla Howe (@carlahoweofficial) on Sep 23, 2018 at 8:11pm PDT

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