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bill-swift - August 29, 2013
We really do dig Carmen Ortega. Amid rumors that she's involved with, or was briefly seeing LeBron James, despite his pending wedding to his baby mama, Carmen continues to do what she does best, just looking might asstastic at the beach in an animal print bikini.
I mean, hey, when you're a fish, you swim. When you've got a body like Carmen Ortega, you strap on a thong and do what you do. It's all so perfectly natural and beautiful and just makes me want to give the whole world, and Carmen's badonkadonk, a big loving squeeze. Enjoy.