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aldo-vallon - October 16, 2017
All this time I thought the movie The Fifth Element was a work of fiction, but as it turns out it was actually preparing us for the day that Catarina arrived. I have still never been able to figure out what exactly the purpose or the abilities of the fifth element are, but I know that Milla Jovovich looked like a knockout in that white outfit, whatever the hell something like that is called because it certainly cannot be called a dress. Those little strips of fabric on Milla's fit little body were the cause of more inconvenient erections to my adolescent self than I can count on two hands. Catarina seems to have inherited those traits and is preparing for the role of the inevitable remake of the film. It has been about twenty years since the original premiered so it seems about right that Hollywood would reboot it. This time they would probably try to make it into a franchise. They have already done it to Spiderman a couple of times now, so I think it is overdue.