Catherine McNeil Topless Glittery Artsy, Did I Mention Topless?

Sometimes you need to ask yourself, why is sweet hot Aussie model Catherine McNeil covered in glitter and colored lights, and other times you just need to answer yourself, who cares, it's sextastic Catherine McNeil topless in Vogue. That's how I roll. The simple answers for life's most complicated questions.

Featured in the Russian edition of the world's biggest fashion magazine, editors and photographers clearly felt a need to artsy up Catherine and pretend she's not just a dream girl with faptastic funbags that belongs in every single periodical in existence in this world, not to mention Bill's Boudoir Photos, a lifestyle magazine I publish precisely one copy of each month on my Epson then shred after viewing. Catherine, next time, you tell them to stop covering your beauty with silly costumes and bushels of glitter. Au natural, my Down Under sweetheart. This is your best side. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Vogue Russia