Charlotte McKinney Topless Yum Yums Barely Covered for Photoshoot at Sea

Whoa, baby, this is the good stuff. The great stuff. The faptastic... well, you get the idea. I have no idea from whence these Charlotte McKinney photos originate, but I can tell you that they put a dead stop to my day as I formulated a plan to be alone with them for just a good long while. The fire alarm did the trick. I'm not suggesting you follow my lead, though I should say it did work.

Charlotte McKinney is on some kind or rapid upward sextastic trajectory especially since her Carl's Jr. Super Bowl commercial. Have crazy hot body and long blonde hair will travel. She has all the tools of something special and the toolbox in which to store them. That metaphor makes no sense, but I'm still dizzy, cut me some slack. I just need that damn boat and she could be mine, in theory, like the theory that the earth was flat. I remain hopeful. She is so blessedly alluring. Man, those lucky lucky hands. Enjoy.

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