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bill-swift - September 24, 2015
Hey, genius titles like this don't just happen on their own. That's why I get paid the big bucks, or nearly 80% of what Seattle fast food workers now earn as a minimum. So be it. I didn't get into funbags for the money. Just the pleasure of spending the few dollars I have on girls who are ever so wrong for me. And loving every minute of it.
Charlotte Springer would probably break my heart and leave me the shell of a man I always imagined I was. I wouldn't mind. When she strips out of her bikini top it's like spending a few moments in heaven on earth. Time stands still. Which would be nice if it did if I could still move and have my motorboating way with her spectacular jugs. For now, it'll have to be just ogle and longings for those special love tubs. I can survive a long time on such happy tingles. It is my manna. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Charlotte Springer