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aldo-vallon - March 1, 2018
Holy crow, that is an impressive amount of pubic hair. I cannot tell where that fur rug ends and her crotch begins. Just like with indoor plumbing, the presence of body hair, and the amount thereof, make me grateful to be alive in this day and age.
I often find myself idealizing the past, thinking about how great it must have been to live when there were pirates, or knights. But that is complete bullshit. I am willing to admit that every time I have thought that in my life I was wrong. There has never been a better time to be alive.
From a strictly hygiene perspective, we are living in a bonafide utopia. Do you know why missionary is considered the traditional position for having sex while doggy style is clearly more ergonomically correct? It’s probably because back in the day people only washed their genitals once in a blue moon. They didn’t even have hand sanitizer available back then in order to give a quick rubdown of the vital areas.