Check Out Kendra Wilkinson Nude Bodypaint And Skinny Dipping On Her Show

Body paint is a modern marvel. Maybe it is only the conspiracy theorist within me, but part of me thinks it is one big con put upon the good people of these United States.
My theory is that body paint only came about because somebody at the paint factory screwed up and made a paint that wasn’t permanent. Then someone suit in marketing decided to turn that frown upside down and sell it as something else.

My hat is off to him if that is the case. God knows that music festivals would not be the same without some body paint in the mix, but I still cannot bring myself to buy it. If I ever put paint on my body it is going to be the real thing from Sherwin Williams, and it will be a broke college student applying it to my body, not some art school graduate that is living the dream.

Kendra’s body sure has held up well to time. I have to say, out of all of Heff’s girlfriends I pegged her as the one that time would not be kind to. But I am man enough to admit when I am wrong. Apparently gravity chooses its battle, and it chose to spare Ms. Wilkinson.

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin