Chelsea Handler Topless To Announce Egotastic! Site Upgrades

Okay, perhaps Chelsea Handlerdidn't post more topless pictures of herself to social media just to celebrate our upgrade to WordPress circa 2013. Which by the way when you're upgrading from 2008 is pretty monumental. Like Chelsea's funbags, we are doing our best to stay upright and shipshape.

You may notice some wonkiness in the next 24 hours on the site. This is all normal and natural and no need for you to call the authorities or down even more Cosby cocktails to calm your nerves. Everything will be fine. In fact, better than fine when we unleash the power of 2013. Don't you remember how fast you were last year? Indeed. The upgrade will allow us to unlock the mysteries of mobile and tablet and embedded videos and improved user experiences. Also, more boobs. You gotta have more boobs.

Mother Nature had a laugh when she gave me the technical know how of a slow chimp. But I've vowed to be more tech forward than my grandfather who cried when he first saw indoor plumbing. You try squatting over a bucket for the first nineteen years of your life and tell me you wouldn't shed a tear yourself. All good things on the horizon.