Cheryl Bachman’s Outstanding Very Nude Shoot From Playboy

If Cheryl Bachman had been around during the time of Helen of Troy I do believe she would have stolen Helen’s title as the face that launched a thousand ships. It might need to be altered a bit to the ass that launched a thousand ships, but her face ain’t half bad either. I would even be willing to overcome my fear of drowning and hop on a dingy, no homo, to go fight a war for her.

I knew that women wore short skirts when playing tennis thanks to Anna Kournikova, I just had no idea they also went commando. That little piece of knowledge could have changed everything. Instead of spending my summers at the town pool with all the pool rats, who cannot even go commando because it would turn into skinny dipping, I would have invested in a membership at a country club.

I could have gazed at booties every time the wind blew while also learning a skill. Now, this is all based on the assumption that I would have been admitted into a country club. In all likelihood the only way I would have gotten through the front gate would have been as a busboy.

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