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bill-swift - May 22, 2014
I've been in lust ever since I first laid eyes upon Eurasian beauty Chrissy Teigen. I like to think that her ignoring my letters and calls and airplane banners with pictures of my shorn scrote are a pretty solid signs that she feels the same about me. From her early modeling days to her rise in fashion and swimsuit and Sports Illustrated modeling and marrying fancypants singers and having a glass of wine or four and engaging on Twitter. It's always been pure lust.
But, now, thanks to a ton of you who are ever so eagle-eyed and generous to share your discovery, here's a wicked hot pictorial of Chrissy Teigen topless in a shoot by Sasha Samsonnova. It's black and white which means it must be respected as art, but it's Chrissy Teigen without her clothes on which means it should be respected with the door locked in the privacy of your bathroom or happy time corner of this world.
Everyday is a good day to be a lusty man or Sapphic leaning desirous woman. Today is a great day. Enjoy.