Chrissy Teigen Topless Candids! Model Caught Topless in Miami Waters

I'm not sure why Chrissy Teigen is topless during this photoshoot with her husband in Miami. I'm going to guess it has something to do with somebody who's far more polite than me asking her to take her top off for the cameras. Lord knows I asked so many times to little available. The sextastic Eurasian model has been teasing with peeks here and there over the candid years, but now we get a full frontside view of Chrissy Teigen topless that many of us have been waiting for years. In a way, I feel like I've been waiting forever.

Miracles are those little things that happen when you least expect them and sometimes barely even notice them. But big funbag miracles never go unnoticed. Not by the watchful eye of Egotastic! Shame on those media outlets that censored these best pictures ever. Think about your journalistic mission as you lay in bed tonight wondering where this all went wrong. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: INF