Claudia Lion Nude in Bed

 Claudia Lion lyin' naked on a bed would be all the decoration a room needs. Forget the hellish trips to Ikea. Forget about the wasted afternoons at Lowe's trying to pick out a color of paint that will still leave you with a shred of masculinity. Not to mention the hours that are required to actually paint it. Having that body adorning a bed outweighs all the knickknacks one could find at every garage sale in the city. I have heard stories of parties that the wealthy throw where naked people act as statues. I have heard of them, but have yet to receive an invitation to one, despite my many pleas. It is for this reason that I refuse to believe they exist. I choose to delude myself into believing they are an urban legend let loose amongst the peasants so that we will continue to feel inferior to our overlords. Also, it does not seem like a responsible use of their money. They could have put that money towards a down payment on another Mazerati, or maybe a new vacuum cleaner.  

_{Photo Credit: Carmine Di Michele}