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bill-swift - January 15, 2014
Oh, that arse. My future betrothed booty that I shall be calling the Mrs. soon enough. That wonderful seat bottom on Claudia Romani that captivates my thoughts, invades my dreams, and basically turns me into a steaming pile of useless shlump. I mean, more steaming than usual.
Claudia took to the beach in Miami in a white bikini and from what I can tell, she may have crawled there with her world-class tush raised in the air like a beacon of awesome for all the gentlemen oglers to devour. It truly is an instant County Fair when Claudia shows up and shows off her ridiculously hot body. And I think you know exactly where I'd be placing the blue ribbon. Enjoy.