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bill-swift - January 16, 2015
As if going to the beaches in Miami wasn't strain on the crotchal region enough, now just visiting the seaside parks can be something of a pleasant torture. Take for example Claudia Romani whose blessed killer tush will someday be my lawfully wedded booty. Oh, that bottomside on Claudia Romani, not the least bit hidden in this wonderful invention of see-through short shorts. I wouldn't believe it if I weren't seeing it for myself as we speak. err, leer.
There's really nothing finer in this world than the perfectly alluring asstastic of a sextastic woman. Maybe the laughter and merriment of children. Naw, that's kind of overrated now that I think about it. It's definitely the asstastic. And with Claudia Romani, it's so damn beautiful I feel tears welling up from deep down below. You're no less a man for weeping at the sight of the magical thumper. Enjoy.
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