Coco Unchained, Emily Ratajkowski Braless, Claudia Romani Cleavy Selfie Headline the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, how I love a good Twitpic or Instagram selfie in the morning. I'll also accept afternoon or evening, weekdays or weekends, winter months through the summer and back again. I'm just madly in lust with the cultural phenomenon of hottie self promotion. As much as I rail on the evil corporate landlords of the major social media sites, I've also chosen not to send them to another dimension with my mind. We kind of need them to keep running the platform for these sextastic shares. If that ever goes away, I promise, I'll transport them through the demon portal.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kylie Jenner showing off her body, sister Kendall Jenner following suit, Claudia Romani showing off her bikini boobtastic, Emily Ratajkowski braless bonanza, Coco chained and taped and, well, just see, Amanda Seyfried jumping for booty joy, and much much more. You owe it to the tragic spectacle soon to be your March Madness bracket to check out each and every one of these smoking hot self-published candids. I truly believe you (and I) have no better way to spend the next several minutes. Enjoy.

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