Curl Up By The Fire With Swedish Perfection Ulrika Ericcson

The Swedes really have a tendency to attribute some of the ugliest sounding names to some of the most beautiful people in the world. Ulricka, Helga, Bjork. These are all names that I expect would belong to a masseuse with the finger strength capable of giving a proper deep tissue massage, or play catcher on a fast pitch softball team.

I do not expect them to be owned by women capable of persuading me to go out and do volunteer work simply by smiling at me. Because I will admit, if Ulricka smiled at me I would feel the immediate urge to give back to my community, I will have gotten everything out of life that I could ask for.

Maybe I am being a little too lenient with the names. Bjork is still kind of ruined for me because the only one that I can put a face to is the Bjork, and she just does not do it for me. But she is only Icelandic, so I suppose I can let it slide. Now that she is in her fifties it is unlikely that she will be posing for Playboy, so we might be in the clear.

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