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brian-mcgee - October 8, 2018
There's an entire world of celebutantes I'm unfamiliar with, nearly all of them in the UK. I know that every country has their own segments of garbage culture, but the Brits really have us Americans over a barrel in the race to the bottom.
Danielle Mason is one of those people who's famous for being famous. She's the (much) younger sister of Jessie Wallace, an award-winning English actress and model best known for being on the long-running series EastEnders. Danielle, on the other hand, has an amazing rack and likes showing it off in see-through tank tops.
I'm not saying that one career trajectory is lesser, it's just pretty obvious when you look at it who the more talented person in the family is. However, talent doesn't always measure up to big boobs, and anyone in the entertainment industry can tell you that big tits cure a multitude of sins.
So the next time you find yourself disappointed in America's garbage culture and our rush to promote people to celebrity status without properly vetting them first, remember that the UK really has a corner on that market. It's like their number one export next to Spotted Dick and Marmite.
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