Doutzen Kroes and Lara Stone Nip Slips in Lesbionic Naked Vogue Spread

You know Vogue magazine and fashion pictorials are not meant for guys who like to bowl. However, when Vogue Netherlands brings together two of their biggest names in model, Doutzen Kroes and Lara Stone, for a naked makeout bit of lesbionics complete with bare body parts, then we're definitely leaning into Egotastic territory.

Because the European version of magazines are way better than their neutered American counterparts, Doutzen and Lara stripped down to nothing and barely covered themselves less some flashing nips for a mega cuddle party. Oh, to be the lucky meat in that Dutch treat sandwich. 'Dutch Love'. What a title. And excellent work from Mario Testino, a man who has the privilege of shooting hot naked models for his long standing career. Beats my job as security manager of long closed malls. I should've gone to college, or paid attention when there. Enjoy.

_{Photo credit: Vogue Netherlands}