Doutzen Kroes Nearly Exposed Mommy Ta’s Changing Her Swimsuit on the Beach

In honor of all the things I lust, like hot MILFs and lingerie and swimsuit models changing on the beach, well, Doutzen Kroes went and nearly did it again with barely an inch or so of blanket covering her swollen lovely mams from the sight of our ogling eyes on the beach in Miami changing for a thong swimsuit thingamajig. It was enough to remind me why sleeping overnight on the public beach pays off. You're in before they put up that silly cordoned off tape.

And, don't you know, it's been six years almost to the date since we first fell madly in passion with Doutzen Kroes, pre-mommy years, when she posed topless for V magazine. I know, time flies when you're leering at ridiculously hot women's melons. But, oh, how we did become entranced that day. I invited you to re-feel those feelings of warmth once again. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: INF

Doutzen Kroes deliciously topless in V-Magazine in February 2009....