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bill-swift - May 22, 2015
I certainly have mixed feelings when my beautiful tall and long and lovely and naturally hot Lithuanian future wife Edita Vilkeviciute shows off her stellar fine form for the general public. I mean, yes, I'm obviously proud of the fact that I'm only thirty-seven steps removed from taking this woman as my wife until such time as she divorces me for a slough of likely very good reasons. But I'm also a little bit possessive about showing off her faptastic funbags to all the neighbors. You know that wife. You like her, but she's kind of a handful for her husband.
In this wonderfully wicked Pamela Hanson pictorial, Edita, err, the future Mrs. Egotastic, let's her robe fall asunder revealing her pert peaches and probably some idea of at least five lines on my agenda for our wedding night. Oh, there will be honey. Edita is one of those transcendent figures that even when posing ostensibly for women causes men to catch their breath if not other reflexive reactions. She's a stunner. And she's almost all mine. Hands off. Eyeballs still okay. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Pamela Hanson