Elle Macpherson Is One Fine Nippletastic Mom

Supermodel super veteran Elle Macpherson has been strutting the beaches around Sydney recently I think in some kind of attempt to make men of all ages hearken back to their young teen days of extra long showers with memories of barely bikini'd Elle Macpherson dancing about their tug vaults. I'm not sure I've ever seen a mom wear the jeans and a top quite like in these Elle Macpherson pictures depicting the Super MILF pretending that not every male eyeball within three miles isn't laser-beamed on her hot tush or belly or bosom. I'm several thousand miles away and I literally can not take my oculars off of her. Oh, the happy time teen memories. Enjoy.

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