Ellen Alexander Poses Topless In Amazing New “LOVE” Magazine Spread

Ellen Alexander may have a fairly ordinary name, but as these pictures show, Ellen Alexander also has a spectacular body. LOVE Magazine always does very tasteful work and these hot ass pics of Ellen prove that. It's like she didn't mean to show off her breast, but she did, and... wait a second, maybe she totally meant to show it off and just wants us to think she didn't mean to?

Good stuff, amirite? I also applaud Ellen for not caving to pressure from agents and the like by keeping her name. Sure, it's not the most memorable name ever, but her totally memorable body makes you associate that name with that body for the rest of time. I may not have a photographic memory, but now just hearing Ellen makes me think of these hot pics.

I guess, in its way, Ellen Alexander is a memorable name after all. It's so bland, yet associated with someone so hot, that it becomes impossible to forget. Such are the mysteries of life, and I'm glad that Ellen has a hand in further deepening the mystery. It's been a ride so far, and I look forward to whatever's next.

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