Elsa Hosk Topless Peek

Swedish sextastic model Elsa Hosk has a very European attitude when it comes to showing off her body. Thankfully, I have a very American attitude when it comes to ogling Swedish hotties without their tops on. I turn red in the face, laugh a little uncomfortably, then run into my room and don't come out for 24 hours asking for nothing more than a warm towel and some aspirin. Elsa, you do inspire.

In this brief but boobtastic baring look at Elsa by Anders Hallberg, you can see why she wins most of the casting calls she attend. You can't possibly be thinking there's somebody hotter or more alluring still out in the waiting room. Elsa, when it comes time for you to learn all the bad words in English you don't know yet, please let me be your teacher. I reward with one hand and punish with the other. It's effective and mostly legal. I'll await your call. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Anders Hallberg

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