Emily Agnes Busty Pair And Tied Up Hair In Nerd Glasses

Emily Agnes makes a compelling argument for why pantsuits suck so much. If she did not have the range of motion that a miniskirt provides she would have never been able to make it on top of those filing cabinets. That could be a real roadblock in a girl’s professional career.

I think it is high time for someone to start a psy-ops campaign claiming that pantsuits are sexist. And if they really are holding back women’s careers then it wouldn’t even be that immoral of a campaign to start. Instead bra burnings like in the days of yore, we could burn those abominable trousers that were created in a botched séance by Alistair Crowley. I have no proof to back that up, but an Indian I met in a bar in Calcutta told me that is how it happened, so I am inclined to believe him.

I know a lot of women seem to think they will be objectified if they show skin in the office, but to that I say, “So?” I once had the honor of being objectified at my place of business and I have to say, my self-esteem had never been higher.