Emily Meade Gets Super Bold And Super Topless On Social Media

Once the cat is out of the bag I wonder what the point is in self-censorship. Emily Meade has shown her body in some high profile television shows, why does she feel the need to tease it now?

If I had hung brain on Boardwalk Empire I wouldn’t even bother going through the hoops of trying to hide my package anymore. If someone tells me to examine my zipper, I would tell them to mind their own business. Do they really think I am going to be embarrassed by that? Hell, nah. That would be my new ice breaker.

Women would see me and wonder where they knew me from, and when their eyes inevitably wander to my Prince Albert they’d know. Boom, now we’re talking. I’d be a fool to not take advantage of such opportunities. How Emily can censor herself with emojis baffles me.

The only difference that I can think of when it comes to nudity on the screen versus nudity in real life is that the lighting isn’t as good. There is literally no other difference that I can think, and I think law enforcement would agree with me on that.

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