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brian-mcgee - December 20, 2018
Is there such a thing as too many topless pics of Emily Ratajkowski. That we even have to contemplate that question speaks to how absolutely prolific the leggy brunette is in producing topless content, but it makes me wonder if we'll ever be so saturated with topless Emily Ratajkowski pics that we just greet them with pure apathy.
That's a sad, dystopian future if you ask me. That's not a world where I want to live in. I want to live in a world where topless pics of Emily Ratajkowski are met with shouting from the rooftops and people in office buildings dumping their detritus onto the streets in celebration. I want to live in a world where my boss gives me the day off because Emily Ratajkowski posted a new topless pic.
I want to live in a world where we greet one another with topless pics of Emily Ratajkowski, and maybe they're bartered for goods and services. Collect a whole set and you can get a collectible album to put them all in.
What a glorious world that would be, but in the meantime, I'll settle for a world where people aren't apathetic toward topless Em Rata pics. That's probably about as good as it's going to get in this day and age.
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