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bill-swift - December 17, 2016
Every year I wait for the spirit of Christmas to find me and fill me with zeal. Kind of like the Polar Express, except my magical train is wicked hot busty topless women in seasonally themed bits of silky lingerie bottoms. I mean, c'mon, I'm not four anymore.
Need the perfect not-expensive Christmas gift for the millennial on your shopping list? Do what I'm doing and send everybody a paperback copy of MAN RULES by the inimitable Lex Jurgen. Funniest most telling book of the year.
This year I've felt the Yuletide energy surging through my ho-ho-ho's by way of the deliciously bouncy and mammarially blessed Emma Glover in red lacy lingerie to celebrate the Xmas season. Also to celebrate that it won't take her very long to unwrap her own fine female form gifts to the world and make everybody feel like they sipped too much spiked egg nog. Oh, how I'd love to get those mighty funbags beneath the mistletoe this year. Kiss kiss. More kisses. I can't stop kissing. It's not me, it's the toe. Err. Emma, you are filling me more with just the Christmas spirit. I almost feel ready to shovel a stranger's driveway. Enjoy.
Photo credit: Emma Glover Official