Eva Longoria Nip Slips! Just the Tops in Bikini Malfunctions

Oh, happy days when Eva Longoria, the most eligible bachelorette on Egotastic!, finally finally finally slips some serious full nipple in the midday sun for us all to behold, if not virtually suckle like hungry infant children.

We've lusted Eva Longoria for some time now. And despite our occasional lapses in desire to spend long car rides with the very outspoken Desperate Housewives star, we've never wavered in our desire for a succulent sampling of the hottie Latina's ever-tingle inducing body and sultry good looks. And, now, add to that list, fine headlights peeking out freely thanks to a wonderfully timely bikini malfunction.

Yes, sometimes dreams do come true, if they're purely dirty enough. Enjoy.