Eva Longoria Shoots Near Topless Commercial Then Mounts Her New Boyfriend’s Jet Ski

Well, if you had told me that over the weekend Eva Longoria would be filming a (covered) topless commercial atop a steed then race off in a red dress to go climb aboard her new boyfriend's watercraft, well, I probably would've believed you. I'm gullible to a fault; probably why most Sunday mornings I find myself without pants in the back of a dingy alley with a bruise to my forehead. Still, this Longoria prediction seemed like a longshot -- but it was all true. I love me a good skin-filled commercial shoot with the likes of recently divorced super hotte, Eva Longoria, who has been filling our pages recently with her revenge hotness. Not sure what she was pimping for this commercial shoot, but I know I'm ready to buy it (and I know the production crew are some lucky bastards, dontcha know).

Not to settle for just a day of topless horseback delights, Eva subsequently made her way to the gangplank where her new, even luckier bastard boyfriend, Eduardo Cruz (yep, brother of Penelope Cruz and Monica Cruz) rode her off in her red dress for a little at sea making of the frothy waves.

I can't help but feel some of this monumental you-go-girl Longoria sex-powerment is directed at her former husband, but, then again, so long as we get to see glimpses of her near topless hotness, kind of have to take one for the team, Tony. Enjoy.