Fiery Redhead Cynthia Brimhall Is So Hot It Hurts

What is it about boots that they manage to get sexier the higher up they are worn? Cynthia Brimhall has on those pirate looking boots, which if they were worn by a man would be comical, but she wears them so well that I have the overwhelming urge to go ravage her booty.

It is almost like a scientific law that boots get infinitely sexier once they get over the knee. Think about low top sneakers. Absolutely nothing sexy about them. I am as limp as a sail on a windless day. Add six inches to them and we’ll be in business.

Prostitutes figured this out ages ago. They throw on the boots and they can get guys to throw on the brakes that were not even planning on buying that night. And being that prostitution is perhaps the sexiest of all professions I feel like that is all the evidence that I should need. I will let the doctoral candidates perform the more arduous research to prove my point and get their degree. Unlike them, I am not doing this for the glory of getting published in a scientific journal. I am doing it to get published on the even more prestigious Ego.

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