Flash of Nipple On Beautiful, Busty Sonia Bruganelli

To be honest, I am surprised that all we got out of that bikini top was a little slippage of nippage, and not a flash flood of jugs. Given the amount of real estate that swimsuit needed to cover and how much fabric it was given to do so, I feel like we witnessed a modern miracle. Either that, or it just goes to show how much material is being wasted on all of the other suits.

I think it is representative of the mentality of our times and how wasteful we are. We don’t care how many Eskimos are freezing walnuts off up north because they don’t have enough clothing. All that matters is that our women down south have enough clothing on their bodies to feel comfortable at the beach.

I do not think I will ever be able to appreciate another woman in a bikini again. All my mind will be able to focus on is the perfect example of excess that it is. If those women really cared about their fellow human beings they would be wearing swimsuits like Sonia Bruganelli, or nothing at all.

Photo Credit: MEGA / Backgrid USA