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aldo-vallon - February 20, 2018
Great heavens, this woman is spreading herself so wide that I want to be careful to not raise my voice to much out of fear of causing an echo. I have been to the mountains and have seen the damage that an avalanche can cause, and there is no telling what that can do to the anatomy of a woman. It could cause a breast to collapse, which would obviously be devastating. But it could also cause a new crevasse to appear. I am not saying that it is a good thing, but I am also not condemning it as bad. It would simply be...interesting.
Many of us have heard stories of the mysterious fourth hole, but few claim to have found it. Personally, I always thought that the only way that I would find was if I ended up with a one-eyed woman, but this possibility opens up many new doors. Maybe I should start practicing my yodeling skills so that I am prepared if the need ever arises. There has got to be a Ricola commercial still up on Youtube. That seems like as good a place as any to start.