French Judge Injuncts the Shizz Out of French Magazine for Kate Middleton Topless Photos

I guess I'm old, but I remember a time when the French courts weren't so supplicant to the British Royals and naval armadas crossed the seas in battle and Britain and France were at war and things were like they ought to be. Well, not so any more, as a French court today quickly ruled in favor of William Arthur Philip Louis Mountbatten-Windsor and Kate Middleton in their attempt to get Closer magazine to cease their publication of fourteen revealing photos of the Duchess of Cambridge featured in their magazine currently on newsstands across the country.

So, I guess that takes cares of that. No way to see those topless sunbathing photos any longer. The French courts have ruled! Hmm, I wonder if they're forgetting something...

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