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aldo-vallon - March 28, 2018
Ever since I first laid my eyes upon these animal hat gloves, I feel like an idiot simply trying to name them, I have hated them. I did not understand their function. I did not know why they were being made in sizes to fit adults. And I did not understand how someone could gain funding to produce such an item. Looking at these pictures puts me happily back in my place.
These hats are like crotchless panties for the torso under the right conditions, and I will now gladly support any woman who wants to wear them, regardless of their age. Although the attention to detail of putting claws on the paws kind of makes me uneasy. The whole thing is getting a bit too real.
If Talia Mint went into a panda sanctuary dressed the way that she is then we would probably be able to take them off of the endangered species list. Even a panda would have to be so turned on by the sight of her that he would be able to muster the energy to fornicate. I know that I am getting motivated to practice some fornicating of my own.