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aldo-vallon - November 4, 2018
‘Spread’ is a great word. It is rarely ever used in a negative context. Here it is being used by Ariana Marie in one of the greatest implementations that is could ever have, being in reference to the female anatomy. But don’t let that give you tunnel vision in regards to all of its possibilities. The word can also be used to reference the spreading of cream cheese on a bagel, or any other topping that you might prefer. I challenge anyone to have a bad day after it has started with a toasty, well-spread bagel.
I feel like even bedspreads count since the word ‘spread’ is stuck right in there. Bedspreads make a bed into a welcoming piece of furniture that makes a woman think, “Gee-wiz, this guy has his life together.” The wording might differ across cultures, but the sentiment is the same.
The only negative context that I can think of is when a corrections officer makes an inmate spread his cheeks to check for contraband. Even that has a bit of a silver lining, though, in my opinion. On one hand a person in being degraded and deprived of the drugs that he purchased, but the guard is preventing drugs from being used. So that’s nice, I guess.