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aldo-vallon - April 7, 2018
This is not a compliment that I hand out often, but damn does this girl have some sexy hip bones. They nearly go halfway up her abdomen. Now, I would not go so far as to say those are childbearing hips because I tend to think of those as wide, but these are definitely baby making hips.
I do not know if there is a pair of pants or skirts out there that are capable of making Eveline’s waistline look unflattering. You can try to find the worst pair of mom jeans by digging through the unused items at the local Salvation Army and they would still look halfway decent.
I wonder if that ever causes any issues in Eveline’s life. Like, during those moments when it is not desirable to give every man in the room a boner. Somehow I think it might ruin the mood at a funeral if all of the pallbearers are trying to hide their erections as they walk down the aisle. Flags are supposed to be hung at half-mast in the wake of a tragedy after all, so that would surely be disrespectful.