Guinevere van Seenus Racktastic Topless

Guinevere van Seenus has been modeling big time for some time now including the covers of numerous major magazines. If you're only coming into her as an idyllic blonde fashion model, understand she's nearing forty and her sweet tremendous body and perfect melons are a testament to genetics a notch above my own, maybe two.

Featured in Purple magazine all decked out but gloriously topless along the beach, Guinevere reminds us of that pretty girl in high school who was always out of our reach, who is now all grown up and still out of our reach, but at least we get to see her naked. That is more than some consolation and something we certainly could have benefitted from greatly in high school. I might've had a few locker room shots for sale. Everybody had to raise money for college in their own way. Gwen, may I call you Gwen now that I've delighted in views of your funbags, you are a darling. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Purple Magazine