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aldo-vallon - December 14, 2018
Hailee Steinfeld has blossomed into one hell of a talent. A few years ago I was thinking she’d probably never get out of the shadow of her breakthrough role in True Grit, but this is yet another time to add to the long list of instances where I am happy to be wrong.
I do not know what kind of wax Hailee is using on her ass, but I’d like to. My own car does not shine as brightly as that. It may have something to do with having never washed it before, but it’s hard to say for sure. I could come up with a thousand reasons why that are just as plausible, except some mysteries are destined to remain that way.
I don’t know how a young woman manages to juggle both acting and singing. I have a hard enough time buying groceries every week, so there is no way that I’d be able to pump out pop hits with any regularity. Maybe once I get my breakthrough acting role the rest will fall into place. Granted, I still have to take my first acting class, but then it will all snowball, I’m sure.
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