‘Halloween’ Star Judy Greer Bares All In Another Topless Scene From HBO’s ‘Kidding’

What exactly lead to Judy Greer becoming so loose with her boobs as of late is a mystery. Rather than continuing to question it we should just enjoy them while they are here. Dime nipples are a rarity in today’s world, and I suppose inflation is to blame for that. It used to be dime nipples were on every other broad you’d see, if you trust the stories that my grandfather told me, but now we are stuck with quarter sized nips and up.

In another couple generations we might even lose quarters as well, which to me is a real shame. Nipple diversity is a wonderful aspect of getting to know someone. Every time I take a girl’s top off I feel like I am playing a game of Deal or No Deal. If every briefcase was filled with half dollar nipples it would really take the fun out of it.

If the size of nipples keeps inflating at this rate we are going to need to create a new coin just to keep up. And since people rarely even use change anymore aside from doing laundry, that seems like a colossal waste of resources.

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