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bill-swift - January 1, 2012
2011 was a fine year, but, as always, we remain even more optimistic about the future. In 2012, we hope to become more interactive, more mobile, and an even far greater waste of your valuable time. And, yeah, there will be celebrity boobs.
We never take for granted the best online readers on the world wide web. Never. I swear, we're not seeing other people behind your back. Except maybe tonight, because, we'll be pretty snookered, plus there's no such thing as cheating on New Year's Eve.
Happy New Year.
(P.S., That is Sudamericana model Paola Dacciardi whipping up some NYE recipes in the Egotastic! kitchen. Okay, it's not really our kitchen, but in our minds she is definitely whipping up something delicious.)