Heather Morris Nekkid Cell Phone Photos Hit the World Wide Web

EDITOR'S NOTE: Media elements previously appearing in this news article have been removed at the request of counsel for Heather Morris.

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Finally, a decent reason to watch Glee.

Imagine our wide-smile surprise when we were leaving our auto-fellatio class on a Sunday evening to learn from several of our readers (too many to mention by name) that Heather Morris nekkid pictures were around and abounding across the eyeballs of every straight dude who ever coveted Heather Morris on the show Glee, not to mention those not in that particular category, like celeb-hound Perez Hilton who confirms that the photos are in fact Heather. We never know for sure the source of these types of photos, or their reason for publication, but suffice it to say, we'll probably learn more about that as time goes on and we mop up our drool.

As for how naughty Heather likes to get when alone with her cell phone, well, we've seen naughtier from celebrities whose names we probably can't mention, but Heather's sweet body and fun-filled boobtastic and secret passion to completely leave it to beaver gives her mucho bonus points in the innocent girls does naughty exhibitionism pantheon. Ooh-la-belusted-la. Enjoy.