Heidi Klum Topless and Lotioning Up and Down Her Bodyguard; Seal Is Going to Rage!

Disclaimer: I was once blizzard bound in the Reykjavik Airport for eight hours with Swedes on holiday (if you know of this phenomenon, than you already feel sorry for me) who plowed through endless bottles of vodka while they sang Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You' from The Bodyguard over and over again for the entire duration. Ever since that time, the mere mention of the word 'bodyguard' recalls so much post-traumatic stress, I curl up into a ball and hide behind my Holly Hobby overstuffed pillows and whimper softly.

Somebody obviously less averse to bodyguards is Heidi Klum, who has basically now admitted that she's banging her long time bodyguard, the dude with the tattoos, but insists (counter to Seal's claim) that she only let the bodyguard into her inner body after she was completely split from the Kiss from a Rose singer. The truth -- we do not know. But we do know that Heidi Klum at nearly 40 remains one hot (and might we add, naturally breasted) women.

(Thanks to EgoReader 'Kiff' for these photos. We know they're from a French mag, but not precisely sure of the original photo dates or locations.)