Heidi Montag Playboy Pictures Suck

If you needed any more proof that Playboy magazine has gone to complete shit, I present, for your viewing displeasure, the much hyped, and totally crap Heidi Montag "nude" pictures. Of course, the first thing you'll notice is that Heidi Montag did not actually get naked. At least not in the way you'd expect from Playboy. I don't know why you'd even want to see her disgusting fake breasts naked, but she's keeping them covered, because she's a fucking annoying tease. Why Playboy didn't kick her dumb ass to the curb the minute she said she wouldn't pose nude is beyond me. I always thought Hugh Hefner had balls, but I guess that's why he's relying on the Viagra these days. And if Heidi's ugly mug doesn't scare you on it's own, just wait till you see what they did to her face with all their Photoshop retouching. I didn't think it was possible to make her look uglier (especially after all her plastic surgery), but these geniuses actually made it happen. Good job Playboy. You officially suck.