Here Are The Pics You Need To See From Weird As Hell “World Naked Bike Ride”

This Saturday night I was hanging out on a friend's rooftop here in Chicago when I heard a commotion on the street and looked down to see hundreds of buck ass naked people riding on bikes. Which means that by the end of the night there were hundreds of bicycle seats that I wouldn't smell for $1000. It turns out that this was part of the World Naked Bike Ride. According to the website, WNBR is about both highlighting our dependency on oil and promoting body positivity. Quite the grab bag of issues. And I stan:

Celebrating Freedom from oil and the beauty of people". World Naked Bike Ride (WNBR) is an international clothing-optional people powered event where participants ride in mass bringing attention to freedom from oil while also promoting positivity.

They also state that the event is "bare-as-you-dare" meaning that "anything from body paint to underwear to fanciful costumes [is] encouraged." Thankfully a ton of women dared to bare for the event held in cities across the world, and I've rounded up some of the best documentation right here. Yes, there are penises present, and if penises keep you from enjoying nude women, you can, IDK, check out that Vida lesbian scene again. Or just grow a pair. Enjoy.

Thousands across the UK strip off for World Naked Bike Ride https://t.co/Mp7JUFYZe1 pic.twitter.com/c4Fxgshc0l

— Daily Mirror (@DailyMirror) June 8, 2019

Ah, it’s World Naked Bike Ride day or, given today’s weather, World Naked Sunburn day. #Toronto #torontolife #WNBR #WorldNakedBikeRide pic.twitter.com/RSmjO4LoaU

— David Allan Barker (@dabpix) June 8, 2019

My first WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE experience https://t.co/Y6OySYUdW1 pic.twitter.com/3oJelRHCHD

— TheNudeBlogger (@TheNudeBlogger) March 22, 2019

Photo Credit: MEGA