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bill-swift - June 12, 2014
Okay, so maybe that prom interpretation is just in my head. I am jilted to this day from experiencing not one, but two separate equally failed prom nights during my high school experience. It codified in my mind that I would never ever again don a tux unless intimate activity with a woman was at least a strong possibility. It's simply not worth trying to figure out how to tie a bow tie for any other reason. No offense to people who like bow ties.
Still, seeing the deliciously delightful and body hot Emma Kstripping out of her fancy dress leaves me reminiscing for what might have been, you know, if I'd been smart enough to take Emma K to my prom instead of stupid what's-her-face. Emma has the dual talent of stripping with a smile and having the treasure chest of plenty once undressed. I couldn't think of a better way to celebrate the midpoint of our week than with the blessedly hot peaks of Emma K. It's never to late to redo your prom night. Huzzah!