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bill-swift - February 5, 2015
Obviously, nobody sadder than I to hear about Irina Shayk breaking up with her silly soccer playing little boyfriend. Whatever his name is. Already forgot. But I shall never, in a million billion years forget the tingles I receive whenever I look at the beautiful Russian brunette turned international modeling sensation. And when she's in her little bits of bedroom clothing, oh those tingles turn right into shakes.
Modeling for XTI clothing, which apparently makes boudoir apparel for ladies with ridiculously hot bodies, Irina Shayk shows exactly why she won't be single for long. Sure, there'll be talk about how she loves her new found independence, but if there's not a billionaire or movie star holding her on his arm within eight weeks, I'll be surprised. Which means I need to act fast. Grow my handlebar mustache and buy some nice shoes and maybe a briefcase. I hope she doesn't run credit checks. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: XTI Clothing