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aldo-vallon - September 22, 2017
Judging by the caption on this photo it would seem as though Borat finally found his blonde American woman to marry. Granted, her jugs may not match up to the same quantity that Pamela Anderson brought to the table, but in my experience it has always been about the quality. If January Jones's boobs can maintain that shape without a bra then I would wager they have all the quality I need. Even taking into account the support that the shirt would provide it still seems as though they are defying gravity.
I always felt as though the name January Jones sounded a bit like a stripper alias, which was why I was so surprised to see her behave with such class. It appears as though a name does not destine one for a certain line of work after all. That is good news for my friend B.J. Wells. I never thought he had the jaw stamina for a career path of that sort. And judging by how much of a popsicle melts onto his hands while he is trying to finish it, I doubt he has the other necessary skills.
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